Shit morning people say. (The rest on Cosmopolitan.com.)
Sometimes I overanalyze text messages! (First two panels from my latest Cosmopolitan.com comic)
I spend too much time dealing with the backs of people’s heads at crowded shows (my latest on Cosmopolitan.com)
I will never forgive my boobs for growing up when I was 20. (on Cosmopolitan.com).
I wrote this comic while thinking dark, black, steaming thoughts … (for Cosmopolitan.com.)
It’s a sad year for my signature easter jello shooter recipe. I can’t find any colorful plastic eggs without tiny, jello leaking holes in them. I can only conclude this is some kind of safety feature designed to prevent me from drinking too much on Easter :(