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Apr 18

It’s a sad year for my signature easter jello shooter recipe. I can’t find any colorful plastic eggs without tiny, jello leaking holes in them. I can only conclude this is some kind of safety feature designed to prevent me from drinking too much on Easter :(

It’s a sad year for my signature easter jello shooter recipe. I can’t find any colorful plastic eggs without tiny, jello leaking holes in them. I can only conclude this is some kind of safety feature designed to prevent me from drinking too much on Easter :(

Apr 17

What does “Must-Try” really mean anyway? Check out my latest Cosmopolitan.com comic :) 

What does “Must-Try” really mean anyway? Check out my latest Cosmopolitan.com comic :) 

Apr 10

Check out my latest Cosmopolitan.com comic, which I started writing while trapped in a sports bra. 

Check out my latest Cosmopolitan.com comic, which I started writing while trapped in a sports bra. 

Detail from a comic I inked earlier

Detail from a comic I inked earlier

Here’s me and my bug and also what I’d look like if I starred in a paranormal detective show

Here’s me and my bug and also what I’d look like if I starred in a paranormal detective show

Apr 03

There’s the first panel of my latest Cosmopolitan.com comic … When Compliments Attack D:

There’s the first panel of my latest Cosmopolitan.com comic … When Compliments Attack D:

Mar 27

Check out my latest Cosmopolitan.com cartoon. It’s a hungover paper doll :)

Check out my latest Cosmopolitan.com cartoon. It’s a hungover paper doll :)

Mar 20

Here’s the first panel of my latest Cosmopolitan.com comic about Tetris, your love life, and those damn squiggly pieces. 

Here’s the first panel of my latest Cosmopolitan.com comic about Tetris, your love life, and those damn squiggly pieces. 

Mar 13

My latest weekly Cosmopolitan.com comic is about socks living alternate lifestyles! 

My latest weekly Cosmopolitan.com comic is about socks living alternate lifestyles! 

Mar 07

This is what it looks like when you get trolled by your phone’s voice assistant

This is what it looks like when you get trolled by your phone’s voice assistant