Hi buddies. My bloody website is still down (it’s a problem at the web host) and so I am just sending traffic to my tumblr for the moment. It should be back up like twelve hours ago according to them, so yeah, hopefully soon!
Things I realize about myself when I travel to the west coast:
I’m not actually laid back.
I fucking swear a lot.
Also (not pictured) I drink like a fish and never go to bed early.
When I was last on the west coast (in Portland, Oregon) I was out drunk and affronted that there was no place nearby to get drunker at 1AM. “But that’s like, 4AM EST,” you might say. “So fucking what,” says the tightly-wound east coast accented voice inside my head (pictured), “I can sleep in my early grave.”
Naturally my disdain for sleeping completely disappears once I go to sleep. In the morning (or whenever I wake up) I would hit the snooze alarm five times even if it electroshocked me before it let me go back to sleep.
Anyway, my stickycomics.com website is fucking down. It’s hosted in LA. Fuckers. As for the rest of you westcoasters, it’s not your fault. I love you guys.